Last Song of 2019

So in the 2HTS community there’s a running argument concerning whether there should be a break for everyone to use the john before the listening party starts. Since it’s late in Europe, they tend to want to start right away. All that having been said, the theme for the 300th Two Hour Track Sunday was “Toilet Break”. You can hear a poorly played hulusi, a Chinese gourd flute, on the right channel. I got drunk and bought one on Amazon and decided to use it for no reason other than that i had one.

gotta take a piss
i gotta tinkle and sprinkle
and smooth out all of these wrinkles
gotta stream it
and steam it
and when i'm done i'll clean it
gotta empty my bladder
before it gets much fatter
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break

gotta take a piss
i'm dancin and prancin
and hoppin where i'm standin
drippin in my pants and
i can't wait for this line
to unwind
it's too long
my balls are full of pee
gotta get it outta me
gotta take a piss
sure hope i don't miss
toilet break

We’re rehearsing for our show at Desmond’s Tavern in NY on 1/11/2020, hope to see anyone there!

-N