My timing is all over the place

Word of advice to the youth- don’t get G.A.S. to the point that by the time you have everything you think you need to record music you’re too old to perform it. My timing is all over the place. Honestly, the two hour time limit is the real issue, i have to settle on tracks and move to the next instrument. Anyway, the theme was ‘Surface Tension’ so I wrote a song called, “This is not a song about buttocks” because my reputation would lead people into trying to shoehorn a message about asses into the lyrics. But I really didn’t. Aren’t I a stinker? Pun intended. It’s in punk.