I'm not too proud of this one

They gave us a theme of ‘Pilgrim’ and for some reason all I could fixate on was a pilgrimage to an gentlemen’s club in the daytime when things aren’t exactly at their best.

Also a reminder that we’ll be streaming live on 9/12/2020 at 7pm EDT!

sure, this time I remember to copy the lyrics over…

journey of enlightenment

in your pants a tent

singles to be spent

instead of paying rent

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar

voyage to expand your mind

see the cellulite on their behinds

it's 2PM good time to unwind

spread the cash around you're being kind

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar

blowies in a filthy mens room

grabbing saggy tits

a lapdance from someone's grandma

your spirit has been cleansed

daytime trip the titty bar

try to ignore that appendectomy scar

the dancers over the hill but they go so far

on a pilgrimage to the go-go bar