Back to my old antics

With the Cap’n away I decided to go back to writing puerile lyrics. Because it’s fun. This track is a bit of a disaster though. C’est la vie. -N

Lyrics

you
said that we
needed to spice things up
in the bedroom
so why
when i decide
to listen to you
do you get angry?
yes I just shoved in a whole chicken
it's like extra dickin'
and quite finger lickin'
I guess you'll need to find a way
to get it back out
you'll only upset it more
by starting to shout
so that
was my surprise
when I said
"Baby, please close your eyes"
and now
you're mad
and I bet that poor chicken 
is really sad
yes i just shoved in a whole chicken 
it's like extra dickin'
and quite finger lickin' 
I guess you'll have to find a way 
to get it back out
you'll only upset it more
by starting to shout

Jason Gallagher