Anyone else remember Olestra?

I’m back to my old tricks, as it were. Two guitar tracks, one bass track, drums and vocals… and I find a way to make the lyrics asinine (pun most certainly intended). The theme for this week was “Crisps” which is the British word for potato chips.

In other news, This Complete Breakfast will be playing at Desmond’s Tavern on January 11th, 2020. We’re set to go on at 11pm, I’ll put a link to the venue in the Tour page.

Once you pop
you cannot stop
you cannot stop
stuffing your face
Once you pop
you will not stop
you will not stop
stuffing your face

New ingredient
they introduce a fat-free chip
only one side effect
ANAL LEAKAGE

Once it pops
you cannot stop
you cannot stop it
soiling your pants
Once it pops
it will not stop
it will not stop
until it soils your pants

New ingredient
they introduce a fat-free chip
only one side effect
ANAL LEAKAGE